Saturday, July 26, 2008

The King and the Clown [왕의 남자]


After listening and reading so many reviews and hot gossips about this Korean movie and especially after watching the banjun drama King's Man parody by TVXQ, I couldn't help but to download it from Veoh. It had stayed in my laptop's hardisk for about 2 - 3 months where I was trying to coax Lynn into watching it with me... please unnie.. watch it with me.. please,pretty please *puppy dog eyes*
Keke.. simply just 'cos I didn't want to barf alone XD

Watching the trailer gave me tingles in my spine, the movie lingers a little on homosexuality and besides, how could a man look so feminine? While watching Super Junior's parody of King's man, there was this cut-scene from the movie itself where GongGil was putting on a puppet show for the King. I dig up the video and searched frantically for just that scene....
It left me utterly disturbed.... But somehow the scene was so..how do I put it, artish-feelly-with-underlying-meaning?


(Spoiler Alert)
King's Man(literal translation) sets in the JoSeun period where two clowns, JangSaeng ( Gam Wu Seong) and GongGil ( Lee Jun Ki) flees to the city (probably Seoul) after killing the boss of their performing troup when he tried to sell GongGil's body off to some noble. They started performing shows mocking members of the royal court, particularly the King and his new concubine, Noksu. They were finally arrested for treason and JangSaeng made a bargain with one of the royal court member,ChoSeun that if he could make King laugh then their life must be spared. On the day itself, the members of the performing group were so nervous in front of the King's presence that they screwed up the whole performance and nearly causing their heads to roll. Then GongGil bravely step up to perform one last joke with JangSaeng and the King let out a single laugh thus saving them all.

The performing troup became part of the royal palace member, he calls for GongGil to his room to be his playmate. And at this point GongGil entertains the king everyday with puppet and shadow shows. JangSaeng was jealous or more likely unhappy at the thought that GongGil might have sacrifice his body to the King that he said he regretted his action in bringing in the whole troup to the palace.

Disturbing doll playing scene with the king


One day the troup have been requested to perform a play almost similiar to the tragedy that struck the king's mother. While watching the show, the king became enraged and went mad killing his late father's concubines in front of the whole royal court. His grandmother watching this had cardiac arrest(LOL) and died as well. JangSaeng was ready to leave the palace with the rest of the troup members after realising that the king is a tyrant but GongGil refused to leave because he pitied the king.

Members of the royal court felt that their lifes were in danger with the mocking plays put up by this group of clowns thus plotted to kill the king's favourite. During a hunting expedition, GongGil got separated from the team and assassin's were sent after him. JangSaeng went running to Gong Gil's rescue after learning of this from one of his troup member who witnessed that the archers were shooting arrows at the latter. GongGil eventually falls down from his horse and when the arrow was about to hit him, one of the troup members sacrificed himself by running in front of GongGil. The king came to his rescue and gruesomely ends the assassin's life.

Noksu, jealoused that the King had been ignoring her by spending most of his time with GongGil instead, distributed flyers which insults the king written with GongGil's handwriting. JangSaeng takes the blame that GongGil was falsely accused with and thus he was jailed. ChoSeun who had previously taken in the performing group to the palace, secretly released JangSaeng telling him to forget his partner. Instead, he walked into the palace openly insulting the king while performing on tightrope. The king unamused with the situation tried to shoot him down with an arrow, ignoring GongGil's plea to stop. JangSaeng fell and thus got captured. For openly insulting the king, he was blinded with an hot iron.

GongGil saddened by the whole event tried to commit suicide while performing puppet show for the king. The king after witnessing GongGil's suicide attempt became even more insane, went back to his consort,Noksu for comfort. The king released JangSaeng and ordered him to perform his one final act on the tightrope, blind. He is then joined by GongGil and while performing said that they will still be clowns in the next life and they will meet again. The scene ended with JangSaeng throwing away his fan, implying that both of them committed suicide and the soldiers rushing in to attack the palace.

I would say it's a fitting ending to the whole story.
Everyone DIES!!! MUAAHAAHHAHAA...

I love this picture the most, the rest scares me >.< ; modern day King's man. Gong Gil and Noksu the concubine.


King's Man cast after receiving 10 awards in total and some of them are Best Film, Best Leading Actor(Gam Wu Seong), Best Newcomer Actor(Jun Ki) and Best Overseas Actor(JunKi).


This show had me glued to the screen because honestly, all the casts' performance were amazing. They really performed their character well especially JunKi.I was actually taken back by Lee JunKi's acting as he put aside his male pride and ego to become a little feminine and soft but not too girlish yet not too manly in the movie. Seriously I pitied him that he had to play GongGil's role furthermore, most of the cast were underpaid for the film itself.
And when GongGil cries somehow you feel like crying along with him.....

This show is a good watch and you won't be barfing at all. Homosexuality is a little ambiguous in the movie saves for the kiss scene where the king forced himself on GongGil. Well he fainted during that scene anyways and JunKi was set up! In my point of view, the kiss scene reveals that the king was already beyond rational thinking thus leading to the government's collapse. I kind of regret now that I had deleted it from my laptop. If you're a Korean Junkie, the King and the Clown movie is a must watch!

♥ Junki Thanking all of you for your votes ♥





Credit: Wikipedia + Soompi

Friday, June 27, 2008

Friends....?

Would you still hold on to friends who hurt you? More like they never accept who you really are...
It's human to share what we like or enjoy doing with others but oh well, if you don't....*long pause*... there is no need for you to throw deconstructive criticisms all over our face, is there?

"Eew, you like that kind of guy? His looks is kinda..."

Thank you so much for such honestly-blunt-heartbreaking-unwelcomed opinion. Nice one there, you had just poured iced cold water all over my dreams that it got me thinking that my taste in guy sucks so bad that is beyond human to even like guys with looks like that.

"Huh? You're into boybands and games?! OMGWTFBBQ! Grow up!"

Wow! I didn't know I've been living in MJ's sick never never land. Oh thank you so much for such oh-so-darn-wise-rude-awakening-remark that had just saved me from living this oh-so-damn-pathetic-piece-of-trash called life.

It's kinda hard when you with a friend who's always just testing your patience pulling at your strings.... until one day it SNAPS and that's the point of no return.
There are times where we're just different from you. If we were to accept you as you are, why can't you accept us as we are?
If everyone were the same, the world would be so damn boring, wouldn't it?


Oh yeah, You're unique.... just like everyone else.... *smirks*

Friday, May 30, 2008

The Wild Rose

The Wild Rose

Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)

The Wild Rose






Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose.


Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you're the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling.

You don't seem to take yourself too seriously, and that's refreshing. You aren't uptight; you don't over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn't a top priority--a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven't had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You're very selective.

The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You're out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.

Your exact female opposite:

The Dirty Little Secret

The Dirty Little Secret

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master

Always avoid: The Bachelor (DGSM)

Consider: The Vapor Trail (RBLM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test OkCupid - singles Dating



When I first read the results, I burst out laughing especially the phrase "then you make him bleed..". It made me sound so evil. I'm not evil! I'm an angel just like Teukie....

So, it's true that I'm very picky but hey! I don't want to be making the wrong decision and be agonising for the rest of my life.




I want a guy who's like JaeJung; who's dorky at the weirdest moments and that always put a smile on your face. And when he laughs, somehow your day has just gotten a little brighter....






I want a guy who's like Eeteuk; who's a charismatic leader and he comes up with the wackiest idea ever. The way he tries to suck up to you with that puppy dog eyes..... *heart melts*





I want a guy who's like Andy(Shinhwa); who cooks like an expert and does the heart dance whenever you ask him to. Gives in to your every whims...

And finally a guy who's like Crown J; who obediently takes up all the abuse you throw at him... wahkakakaka......

Where can you find a guy with all those traits....sighs... I wonder...






Saturday, April 19, 2008

English with Suju


Leak su le eang Eang riss!!(Let's Learn English) XP

"You valet parking man!!" (01:53)
I'm still confused over what it actually means.
- you're very fucking man?! Sounds wrong..
- you way fucking man ... I'd guessed you could tie 'parking' with 'fucking'

"Sunglass beach!!"
I only knew it was about a 'bitch' but what does the 'sunglass' in front mean? Then my brother said, "son of a bitch."
OooooH... now I knowsssss... So I shall be uber polite going round saying,
YOU! Valet parking man! Park my car please....
YOU! Sunglass beach! Where could I find them?

"Mother! Father!" heh.. it's obvious...mofo's....LOL
YOU!! How's your MOTHER! FATHER!?

Kakakakkakakaa..... And this joker really crack me up big time...(03:25)
*blows mist* I see dead people...... *weird eye movements*
From Sixth Sense, it took a sudden shift to Titanic. Looks like Titanic is still a big hit in Korea.
Jack~ Jack~ Jack! JACK! JAAACCKKK *screams bloody murder*
All of a sudden he decides to do some cockerel call....

After watching so many countless time, I finally noticed Yehsung shifting his position next to Eunhyuk. He's craving for attention from the camera. (04:53)
Cuteness XD

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Kayem7289 is a fake!?

What?!

My wasted emotion, my dedication post... wow! Nice one there Mr. Kongo89. How detailed did you plan everything? Pretending to be a girl? A fake brother who stole your account once and got u banned on Soompi. A fake sister who uploaded a video on YouTube about your demise. Your detailed journal entry, thank you messages and goodbyes?! You subbing TVXQ vids buying their album and stuff, even becoming an avid Junsu fan?! You must be gay.

Wat the Hell... you sick bastard...

http://z9.invisionfree.com/bww2/index.php?showtopic=74254

Thanks diana© for the link....

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Addiction

There are times where I wonder, if it's okie to go on living like this.

Seeing you knowing that it's impossible, still makes me want to take this risk.

It draws out a hunger which I'd never knew.

That drowning sensation, the warmth, and I know it's all a lie.

It is possible to start something which you want to end?

This deadly addiction might be the death of me...........

Friday, January 04, 2008

We're in the PIC! LOL!

Aaah.. the memories at TVXQ's concert in KL, it's still fresh in my mind. AWESOME-NESS!!
Someone posted a link to HQ pics of TVXQ'S KL concert on LiveJournal, so I'd decided to look through to see if there were any hawt JJ pics.

Was really surprised to see us in the PICTURE!! Me, Lynn and April aka the DBSKer team. We tried to take a group pic, but it didnt turn out.




To think that I'd actually turn around and saw this guy taking this pic on the hill, and thought, "What's this weird guy doing?" LOL! Thanks, Mr. photographer!





More HQ pics @ www.babyboss.com
Contributor's account, click here

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Happy(??) New Year?!

I would like to STAMP and DECLARE this day the worse new year I ever had. It seriously the worse I ever had. I sacrificed my 'fun outing with friends' just to spend New Year's Eve with my family, but...

N E V E R ..............A G A I N ! ! ! !

E V E R ! ! ! !



I had to endure two hours of bitching, backstabbing about so and so, bickering finally it ended up in a heated arguement.
*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Isn't this suppose to be a happy occasion, I don't get it, why some people have to dig up the past and be angry all over again. This is not a very comforting ritual. It's disturbing.

I had a spoilt Christmas Eve, Christmas day and now, New Year's day.
Wonderful.....



I need more Joongie and Teukie love....