Yeah, if that was an option. Ehem, that was a joke people. It's suppose to be funny...right? >.> <.<
Hehe... Let me introduce you to a recent game which had got me addicted, but not as bad as Gaia did.. hehe.. *drums rolling* Earth 2025!!
' Earth: 2025 is the first of a new generation of unique interactive games designed to be played directly on the web. Centrally located on the Swirve.com website, Earth: 2025 brings together tens thousands of players in an interactive gaming environment that's more addictive, entertaining, and engaging than anything you'll play against a computer or just a few opponents. You'll get the opportunity to take command of a fledging country and manage its economy, military, diplomacy and more as you try to make yourself the most powerful in the world'.
It's been 4 years since I'd first touched this game and i know nuts bout it.. yeah i was clueless and my clan leader wasn't that pleased >.< 
At first I thought my country was going fine, until my friend, Eric told me that his country had a smaller land area, half my population, about twice the size of my military and his country networth is more than mine. HOW CAN THIS BE?! For each round I produced 35 Spies, 105 Troops, 105 Jets, 105 Turrets, 22 Tanks, and 292 Oil Barrels. I need more industrial complexes. So i decided to try something new. I sent spies to cause dissension within his country, twice. For each turn, about 500 of his troops ran away. I'd even sent spies to commit espionage where I'd stole some of his technology points. Bet he didn't realise that! LOL!! I was laughing while reading the statement. Then he IMed me,
Isarde: I'm going to shoot some deserters.
Sherli: LOL! Deserters?!
Isarde: My troops. They deserted my country for some reasons.
Sherli: LOL! I bet it's because of your 70% tax rate. They hate it so they left.
Isarde: Probably.
Hahahahha... I was laughing my head off. Sorry, Eric. *sweats* If you're reading this. It was just a mere small experiment. You had twice the number of troop I had.. 500 is nothing, right... Hehehe.. don't nuke my country pleease.. I still need you as my ally. *winks*
This tournament ends on the 29 of June and hopefully I'll still be alive in the game. LOL! Saw one of those advertising quotes which actually brought a smile to my face. Yeap.. Don't call my Shirley.. LOL.. sounds gay.
Surely you don't click ads? "I always click ads, and don't call my Shirley!".